This spell will be a cleansing and warding spell to remove negativity and create a ward to hang in your room.
tan color ribbon/string/yarn
handprint on paper
Enochian word for evil on paper
(Source: dythetiern, via everything-is-magick)
woah hold the fuck up
interrupting my VERY IMPORTANT TUMBLR TIME because you’re going door to door handing out Jesus pamphlets is not okay
-opens door, sees three or four little old ladies -
“Hi, we’re here with your invitation to—”
-sees White!Jesus on…
I don’t get them because I live in a quadriplex that’s protected by the meanest land spirit ye ever did meet. >:)
we used to get mormon guys. They were pretty hot…but then my sister answered the door one day and shouted.
“SORRY I HAVE TOO MUCH SEX WITH DEVILS TO HAVE TIME TO LEARN ABOUT JESUS. IN FACT YOU CAN JOIN ME RIGHT NOW IF YOU LIKE”
they never came back